"Pajamas you live in. Jeans you sleep in."
Friday, January 27, 2012
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Diet Coke & Holiday Coke
On the left, regular Coke. On the right, Diet Coke.
In the unemployment office, the genius who decided that for the holidays the regular Coke cans should look nearly identical to the silver Diet Coke cans. Causing millions of people to accidentally ingest calories is no joke, Coke.
Monday, January 23, 2012
Dunkin Donuts Strawberry Shortcake Coffee
Stop staring at me with those strawberry and cream eyes and cake nose... asking me if I love you... You are a creepy flower on a package and I will resist you!
Sunday, January 22, 2012
Kellogg's Krave Cereal
I'm pretty sure I could eat a whole box of this if it was the right time of the month.
It should come with a box of pads and the movie "Beaches".
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
Sunday, January 15, 2012
Saturday, January 14, 2012
Friday, January 13, 2012
Jell-O Mixchief
Jell-O... I know the last few decades have been rough.
In the 60s you were cool. People took you to parties. You were the center of attention with little bits of fruit cocktail floating in you. It was a great time. And now, you're just not hip anymore. Kids have moved on. So, you hooked up with a strange unicorn Spongebob guy and he told you some lies. And you think that by experimenting with juice and soda... or color changing... the kids will come back. Well, they won't. Yeah, I know you jiggle. But nowadays every tramp on the corner jiggles. It just isn't special. I'm sorry Jell-O. Go back to water and be what you were meant to be... the only colorful thing on the cafeteria salad bar.
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Quaker Stila
I'm "Stila" bit confused about why the box is shaped so that it doesn't fit next to any other boxes.
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Monday, January 9, 2012
Plumber Truck
My favorite thing about this is how the driver's fat belly matches up exactly with the decal. Classy.
Sunday, January 8, 2012
Saturday, January 7, 2012
Friday, January 6, 2012
Thursday, January 5, 2012
Wheat Thins Stix
One of these is "natural flavor with other natural flavor" and the other one is "naturally flavored".
So, my question is... what do you have to do to cinnamon to get it to kick you?
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Barbie: Hair-tastic!
Obviously the idiot who came up with this has never been a child or had a child.
Scissors and Barbies go together like snow and pee. Inevitable and ugly.
Scissors and Barbies go together like snow and pee. Inevitable and ugly.
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
Monday, January 2, 2012
Sunday, January 1, 2012
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