Barbie Strollin Pups

People who put dogs in strollers also have a blank expression and face pulled tight from too much plastic surgery. Nailed it, Mattel!

Barbie Potty Trainin Taffy

Five pieces of dog poop included. Dog treats go in the mouth and come out of a special side opening. Do the poops get shoved in like a suppository? I'm confused, mommy!

Star Wars Sugar Skull Tee

Luke, yo soy tu padre. (Hecho en Mexico)

Archer Farms Dark Chocolate Cherry Coffee

"Save the Children" from this coffee.

Simply Balanced Yogurt covered Raisins

Snozzberries taste like snozzberries and the raisins taste blueberries!

Special K - Nicole Opi Signature Edition

Because the first thing you think of when someone says cereal is... Nail polish!

Fruit Punch Oreos

How'd you like a nice Hawaiian punch... In the mouth... With a hammer?

Watermelon Oreos

"Limited Edition"... 

Chocaholic nightmare

WTF is happening to cereal?!

Pringles Pecan Pie