Barbie Strollin Pups

People who put dogs in strollers also have a blank expression and face pulled tight from too much plastic surgery. Nailed it, Mattel!

Barbie Potty Trainin Taffy

Five pieces of dog poop included. Dog treats go in the mouth and come out of a special side opening. Do the poops get shoved in like a suppository? I'm confused, mommy!

Farrah Fawcett Barbie

The masturbation fixation of thousands of American teens... by Mattel 

Elvis Barbie

I'm all shook up.  And not in a good way.

Barbie: Spin to Clean!

Now you can quit bitching about how unrealistic Barbie is.  Finally they have her doing what I do all day, every day.  Laundry.  Welcome to my world, sweetie.

Barbie: Hair-tastic!

Obviously the idiot who came up with this has never been a child or had a child.
Scissors and Barbies go together like snow and pee.  Inevitable and ugly.