LA restaurant mural

Can I have a table next to the painting of Adrienne Barbeaux?

Huggies Little Movers Limited Edition Jeans

This is for white trash mamas who don't wanna put anythin on junior cept a diaper.  Official wardrobe for season 1 of "Cops Tots"...  no shirts, no shoes, no problem.

Disneyland Finding Nemo Ride

This is exactly what I was hoping to see when I climbed into that yellow submarine.  Thank you, Captain.

Cuponk

I don't have to worry about saving for my son's college education, now that I found beer pong for kids!

Noah's Ark at the Skirball

At the Skirball Cultural Center there is an awesome interactive exhibit of Noah's Ark where kids can sweep up rubber poop.  Because that's what the people were doing while the entire planet was flooding.

Mall Art

Puctuation is @#$%&* fun, Mom!

Curb Appeal

I just want to cement up the windows except for some random shapes... and then I want to fence up the entry and add a turret.  M'kay?

National Donut Day

Today is National Donut Day (first Friday in June) so I took my kids to Krispy Kreme.  Two idiots wearing Iron Man masks walked in and demanded free donuts.  Uh, yeah... everyone gets free donuts today, dorks.

Marmaduke ad

Now I know why Owen Wilson was so depressed.

Human Body Exhibit - Discovery Science Center

Yes, this is my daughter crawling out of a giant RECTUM.  It's a playground designed after the human body where you can teach your kids what it's like to feel like sh*t.

Learning about the gas we pass.

Climbing wall made from skin tags, warts, and melanoma.  Oh my!

Key Route Mural

Cool Mural in Downtown Oakland.  Makes it look like pedestrians are getting off the train.

Shell Building

Hell Building... in San Francisco

TGI Friday's Rice & Bean Flavored Chips

I've been craving carbs that taste like carbs, with 0 trans fat!

Liquor & Check Cashing

Because these two things always go so well together.