Cell phone tree towers

In Los Angeles, cell phone towers are built to look like trees.

This one is supposed to be a palm tree, but it looks more like a pineapple.

Twilight Breaking Dawn Barbies (sold separately)

They really should be selling these in the cat aisle.

Green Lantern The Final Showdown Hal Jordan vs. Parallax

Or "The thing that's going to make your kid wake up screaming and pee in the bed tonight"

Barbie Puppy Water Park

"Barbie really squirts water" with water splashing from her vajayjay.

I can't make this stuff up.

Farrah Fawcett Barbie

The masturbation fixation of thousands of American teens... by Mattel 

Elvis Barbie

I'm all shook up.  And not in a good way.

Shoe Obsession Barbie

Wrapping yourself in a fishing net full of old shoes is more like garbage obsession.

I think I saw this outfit on an episode of Hoarders.