Brookstone Australian Beer Glass Set

Because in Australia they drink beer upside down from the bottom of the bottle.

The Mountain T-Shirt

This shirt is so deep.  The cat and the flowers are both in vases... and the cat is smelling the flowers.  And the vases are kind of hovering in space.  And the cat is so fluffy.  It is seriously freaking me out, dude.

The Drunk Diet

I don't know who this guy is or how the diet works.  I'm just going to do my own version.  Bottoms up!

Jet-Puffed Mallow Bits

You know how we used to pour the whole box of cereal into a bowl, eat the marshmallows and put the cereal back in the box because our moms were at work and we were home alone...  and then we'd cry and hug the cat for an hour.  I have seriously waited forty years for this product.

Ruffles LOADED Chili & Cheese Flavored

Sometimes jokes go too far and people get hurt.

The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat

This guy has long hair, a beard, and a super tall bike.  

I have two hands and I can push really hard.  Win!