Ruffles LOADED Chili & Cheese Flavored

Sometimes jokes go too far and people get hurt.

Randy's Donuts

This place exists because sometimes you have to remind your arteries who's boss.

Jell-O Mixchief

Jell-O... I know the last few decades have been rough.  

In the 60s you were cool.  People took you to parties.  You were the center of attention with little bits of fruit cocktail floating in you.  It was a great time. And now, you're just not hip anymore.  Kids have moved on.  So, you hooked up with a strange unicorn Spongebob guy and he told you some lies.  And you think that by experimenting with juice and soda... or color changing... the kids will come back.  Well, they won't.  Yeah, I know you jiggle.  But nowadays every tramp on the corner jiggles.  It just isn't special.  I'm sorry Jell-O.  Go back to water and be what you were meant to be...  the only colorful thing on the cafeteria salad bar.

Dagoba Organic Chocolate

You can drop the "H" from Dagobah, but we all know playing with our subconscious you are.

TGI Friday's Rice & Bean Flavored Chips

I've been craving carbs that taste like carbs, with 0 trans fat!