Jell-O... I know the last few decades have been rough.
In the 60s you were cool. People took you to parties. You were the center of attention with little bits of fruit cocktail floating in you. It was a great time. And now, you're just not hip anymore. Kids have moved on. So, you hooked up with a strange unicorn Spongebob guy and he told you some lies. And you think that by experimenting with juice and soda... or color changing... the kids will come back. Well, they won't. Yeah, I know you jiggle. But nowadays every tramp on the corner jiggles. It just isn't special. I'm sorry Jell-O. Go back to water and be what you were meant to be... the only colorful thing on the cafeteria salad bar.
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