Randy's Donuts

This place exists because sometimes you have to remind your arteries who's boss.

Barbie: Spin to Clean!

Now you can quit bitching about how unrealistic Barbie is.  Finally they have her doing what I do all day, every day.  Laundry.  Welcome to my world, sweetie.

Jersey Shore & Modern Family Games

One to keep and one to give... (fist pump)

Justin Beiber Singing Toothbrush

I know his music makes my teeth hurt.  Maybe this will help.

Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum

Sometimes you can still find some awesome hand painted sign art.  Love it.

The fine art of naming CEREAL

When naming cereal you can either call it exactly what it is, try to get creative, or just name it the sound you make when you get a pube stuck in your throat.  Apparently it just doesn't matter.