Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Ralph's Store Closing or When Zombies Attacked LA


I almost got whiplash when I saw this sign today.  I wasn't the only one because when I got inside I found out that everything was actually 75% off and nearly empty.  Too bad I wasn't searching for a location to film a zombie movie because this would have been perfect.  Check out the cool photos of what your grocery store looks like with nothing on the shelves.















The only food items I could find were a can of Spotted Dick and a tube of Mechanically Separated Turkey.  They did have a lot of wine left and I managed to save $219.36  Yay!


Saturday, April 28, 2012

Brookstone Australian Beer Glass Set


Because in Australia they drink beer upside down from the bottom of the bottle.

Thursday, April 26, 2012

The Mountain T-Shirt


This shirt is so deep.  The cat and the flowers are both in vases... and the cat is smelling the flowers.  And the vases are kind of hovering in space.  And the cat is so fluffy.  It is seriously freaking me out, dude.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

The Drunk Diet



I don't know who this guy is or how the diet works.  I'm just going to do my own version.  Bottoms up!

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Jet-Puffed Mallow Bits


You know how we used to pour the whole box of cereal into a bowl, eat the marshmallows and put the cereal back in the box because our moms were at work and we were home alone...  and then we'd cry and hug the cat for an hour.  I have seriously waited forty years for this product.

Monday, April 2, 2012

The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat


This guy has long hair, a beard, and a super tall bike.  
I have two hands and I can push really hard.  Win!





Monday, March 19, 2012

Cell phone tree towers


In Los Angeles, cell phone towers are built to look like trees.


This one is supposed to be a palm tree, but it looks more like a pineapple.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Friday, March 16, 2012

Barbie Puppy Water Park


"Barbie really squirts water" with water splashing from her vajayjay.
I can't make this stuff up.

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Farrah Fawcett Barbie


The masturbation fixation of thousands of American teens... by Mattel 


Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Shoe Obsession Barbie


Wrapping yourself in a fishing net full of old shoes is more like garbage obsession.
I think I saw this outfit on an episode of Hoarders.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Randy's Donuts





This place exists because sometimes you have to remind your arteries who's boss.

Monday, February 6, 2012

Barbie: Spin to Clean!

Now you can quit bitching about how unrealistic Barbie is.  Finally they have her doing what I do all day, every day.  Laundry.  Welcome to my world, sweetie.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Friday, February 3, 2012

Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum

Sometimes you can still find some awesome hand painted sign art.  Love it.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

The fine art of naming CEREAL




When naming cereal you can either call it exactly what it is, try to get creative, or just name it the sound you make when you get a pube stuck in your throat.  Apparently it just doesn't matter.

Friday, January 27, 2012

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Forever Lazy

"Zippered back hatch" so you don't even have to take it off to wipe your lazy ass.  

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Raspberry M&M's

This is apparently what happens when a blue M&M eats a raspberry.  They really thought this one out.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Diet Coke & Holiday Coke

On the left, regular Coke.  On the right, Diet Coke.
In the unemployment office, the genius who decided that for the holidays the regular Coke cans should look nearly identical to the silver Diet Coke cans.  Causing millions of people to accidentally ingest calories is no joke, Coke.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Dunkin Donuts Strawberry Shortcake Coffee

Stop staring at me with those strawberry and cream eyes and cake nose... asking me if I love you...  You are a creepy flower on a package and I will resist you!

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Kellogg's Krave Cereal

I'm pretty sure I could eat a whole box of this if it was the right time of the month.
It should come with a box of pads and the movie "Beaches".

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Deviled Egg Kit

Name one thing that should NEVER be found in a kit?  Deviled eggs.